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\u00ab\u2018Agua mineral\u2019, esa fue la clave del \u00e9xito: distinguirla del agua animal o vegetal nos permiti\u00f3 presentarla en sociedad otorg\u00e1ndole una identidad, y as\u00ed fue como la lanzamos a la fama. Ingenioso, \u00bfverdad? Pudimos haberla llamado de otro modo; barajamos muchas opciones: agua oxigenada, destilada, ardiente, hervida, de jab\u00f3n, de colonia, de rosas, de borrajas, de lluvia, de aljibe, de pozo, de r\u00edo, de mar; se pens\u00f3 incluso en el agua bendita, pero todas ten\u00edan alg\u00fan \u2018pero\u2019 de los que acaban por ahuyentar a la clientela. \u2018Agua mineral, en cambio, siendo la m\u00e1s corriente (de hecho, cuando viaja de inc\u00f3gnito, se hace llamar as\u00ed: agua corriente), posee una gran capacidad de seducci\u00f3n\u2026\u00bb (Del Cap\u00edtulo 78 de ni novela \u201cMundo Cruel\u201d).<\/p>\n

Pero la realidad supera a la ficci\u00f3n, y ahora nos pretenden vender (m\u00e1s cara todav\u00eda) el \u2018agua alcalina\u2019. \u00bfTendr\u00e1 algo que ver Cristiano Ronaldo (que es quien la promociona) con el holding heterodoxo Negocios Peculiares? Y yo sin saberlo.<\/p>\n

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